I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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