would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
sick fucks of a feather flock together
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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