Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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