just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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