just tell him i said nine months
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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