yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
His nipple licking is glorious
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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