There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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