I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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