real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
