Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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