so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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