did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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