All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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