im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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