I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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