You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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