i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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