Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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