even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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