Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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