Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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