No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
