walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I would ride that face into the sunset
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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