He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"