are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you made out with another girl for some wings