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• (254): View more from Texas

  The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  no more duck duck goose at the bar

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.

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• (914): View more from New York

  he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.

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• (530): View more from California

  At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.

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• (516): View more from New York

  yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.

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• (805): View more from California

  That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?

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