The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?