Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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