I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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