i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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