You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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