i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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