we're blogging at a bar
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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