i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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