Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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