The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
operation have a gay friend backfired
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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