i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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