he wants to bone in the snuggie
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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