So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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