Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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