theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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