If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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