So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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