That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You are a genius and a whore.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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