Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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