So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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