How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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