When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
