it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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