Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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