Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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