can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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