I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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