you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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