Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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