Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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