***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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