Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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