you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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