NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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